Monday, July 30, 2007

Attack of the Clothes

Apparently Amy's closet has been chosen as the breeding grounds for all things clothes. Brands such as Ann Taylor, Sophe, and American Apparel have taken a liking to the small, dark space where Amy attempts too put much clothes into a too little place. The clothes typically raise their young among the old running shoes and lost socks; after many months they venture out into the dresser drawers. Although most clothes can identify some sort of origin (such as the red corduroy pants or the blue snow jacket), no one is quite sure how the cluster of ugly sweaters came to be, owing to the fact that the owner of the closet swears she would never touch such detestable things.

After looking at my clothes, my sister said that I had a "sorority girl's wardrobe." Not sure if that's good or bad...

Amy's clothes inventory:
Dresses- 16
Jeans- 5
Pants- 2
Capris- 3
Shorts- 3
Sophes- 9
Panties-39
Bras-17
Socks- 14
Tanks- 11
T-shirts-55
Nice Tops- 19
Shoes- 24 (flip flops, heels, sneakers, flats, boots, etc).
Jackets/Sweaters-24
Long Sleeve Shirts- 6

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